Whats the best sentence you can write using the fallowing words..?

The Chinese Goblin's were on Summer vacation, so they decided to celebrate by riding their scooters to the store to get some watermelon. But when they came out the war of the Old Men had broken out. They saw the weapons they have been using...bubbles, jump rope, and peanut butter. Such a horrible tragedy. So the goblin's got scared, ran to their houses. And decided to write a paper all about it.